Ignorance is bliss-Stupidity Justified

Daddy, why does the snow flake?
Daddy, what is mustard made of?
Daddy, why are men bald?

Daddy,are ladybugs only girls...
or are there boys, too?
And if there are,what are they called?

Yeah, the Beatles.(the best answer of all)

The questions posed by a daughter to her autistic father who possesses the mental capabilities of a seven yr old.The girl has reached an age of six and is soon threatening to challenge her father in terms of knowledge and perception.(situation "I am Sam")

Here the case is not exactly of ignorance but that of restricted capabilities.But in a stupid's case(again read restricetd capabilities) life is so much more fun.

Example 1:
U think of urself as this super macho/girly(cudnt get a better word) guy/gal who can have galz/guyz(confusing eh) in his/her(not to exclude a counterpart in the opposite sex) life without much effort.But the problem is even wen sbody is showing interest u dun get the vibes and finally she/he(now even i m confused) has to look for alternatives.U r saved from the intricacies of a happy committed life.

Example 2:
U have made a mistake and u r being scathingly criticized.U dun ustand the gravity of the situation and therefore u dun feel bad or guilty abt the whole affair.The final result-u r making the same old mistakes again(watch it buster very little room for mistakes)

Example 3:
ur friends have tried to play a prank on u.There are certian exercises that u hve been assigned or supposed to do.U fail miserably at them and therfore the frens have made a fool out of themselves.(look whos laughing now aan aan????)

Example 4:
Somebody has made a satirical comment on u/ur lifestyle.
u dun get it
who looks like a jackass now?

Example 5:
u have been assigned a tough task.
U cant do it bcoz u r not capable enough.
Harassed sbody has to take ur position and finally do ur job
(yah i like the feel of the situation.)

All these examples have been carefully crafted in order to show that even wen u r not so stupid as the world thinks u r,u can always bail out of a situation by acting like one.

So as my Daddy goes:"Ignorance is no bliss"
I 'd say :chill dad ,its much more fun to act on the contrary.(I will be thrashed to blue and black after that(gulp)-thats another story)